Guest post by Abaddon

The world is a’changing — and fast!

Cuba’s new President, Comrade Castro — yea-yea, I know, it sounds like the old one, but believe you me, this dude is no Fidel or, at least he does not show fidelity to his brother’s Stalinist traits — has decided to allow ordinary Cubans to stay at hotels previously reserved for foreigners only!

This comes hot on the heels of other whirlwind changes on the reclusive island over the past several days — such as permitting Cubans to buy fridges, and TV sets, and, incredibly, I know, letting them use mobile phones!

My biggest worry is that, carried away by this self-propelled cart-wagon of reforms, young Raul — he’s only 76, this greenhorn — might end up one morning legalizing Viagra on the island.

Once Viagra becomes legal, Comrade Fidel himself might taste a pill or to for breakfast, between two colostomies, and then, he will be able to continue raping the Cuban people for another two or three decades. You see, he is still convinced that it was true love…